Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Aug 31, 2021 8:14:24 GMT
Mon amis,
Now, far be it for me to speak against our State Lottery but have you considered your actual chances of winning? Very slim people, not much of a chance with all those numbers involved and you're likely to get nothing in return for your hard earned livres HOWEVER help is at hand in the form of Docteur De'Ath's newly formed independent personal lottery!! What wonderful news for you all and I can already hear folk saying what a great fellow this Docteur De'Ath is as he cares for our health and now is also looking after our light entertainment needs.
My new independent lottery involves a number of aspects, the chance for you to win livres, a boost to medical funding and, even greater still, the opportunity to provide much needed financial aid to one of our Country's Premier Titled men, the Royal Executioner! Yes, 5 months into his role our noble Royal Executioner is still without work, not a single neck has passed before him, the head basket remains fresh and unblemished, the axe / sword unbloodied all resulting in not a single livre in compensatory payment for all the training, preparing, mental pressures etc incurred and this cannot be right! Thus I hatched upon the idea for this new lottery ' Heads you win, tails you lose'!
How does it work......simple....for the cost of a 10 livre ticket you can enter into the lottery draw. You will receive a ticket that gains you DOUBLE the money if there is an actual execution that month, if not then your ticket comes up tails and the monies that month will go to the Royal Executioner to dispose of as he sees fit, rest assured I shall ensure it is used most wisely by deploying it intomy new medical practice medical research and for a big piss up expenses costs of the Royal Executioner.
So, friends, go and get yourself a ticket tout suite and these can be obtained by sending 10 livres to me.
Good luck!
Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
ROYAL EXECUTIONER
Physician to the people of Paris
Now, far be it for me to speak against our State Lottery but have you considered your actual chances of winning? Very slim people, not much of a chance with all those numbers involved and you're likely to get nothing in return for your hard earned livres HOWEVER help is at hand in the form of Docteur De'Ath's newly formed independent personal lottery!! What wonderful news for you all and I can already hear folk saying what a great fellow this Docteur De'Ath is as he cares for our health and now is also looking after our light entertainment needs.
My new independent lottery involves a number of aspects, the chance for you to win livres, a boost to medical funding and, even greater still, the opportunity to provide much needed financial aid to one of our Country's Premier Titled men, the Royal Executioner! Yes, 5 months into his role our noble Royal Executioner is still without work, not a single neck has passed before him, the head basket remains fresh and unblemished, the axe / sword unbloodied all resulting in not a single livre in compensatory payment for all the training, preparing, mental pressures etc incurred and this cannot be right! Thus I hatched upon the idea for this new lottery ' Heads you win, tails you lose'!
How does it work......simple....for the cost of a 10 livre ticket you can enter into the lottery draw. You will receive a ticket that gains you DOUBLE the money if there is an actual execution that month, if not then your ticket comes up tails and the monies that month will go to the Royal Executioner to dispose of as he sees fit, rest assured I shall ensure it is used most wisely by deploying it into
So, friends, go and get yourself a ticket tout suite and these can be obtained by sending 10 livres to me.
Good luck!
Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
ROYAL EXECUTIONER
Physician to the people of Paris