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Post by Ymbert Montgomery on May 31, 2020 22:50:11 GMT
The Social Whirlwind by Le Mole
There really was only one event to talk about in July. I talk, of course, of the wedding of our very own notorious wildflower Helen Bacque. I wonder what first attracted her to the titled wealthy Roland Bacque? But what a do it was! I wasn't quite sure why the men of the Royal Foot Guard and the King's Musketeers were equipped with small boats and firefighting equipment, but it was certainly an interesting aesthetic. Many fine weddings gifts as well, with specical mention going to Baron la Garde de Bearne and his refined taste in candy. Of course, Sieur de la Azur is a less romantic soul and simply gave the happy couple cold hard cash. Somewhat vulgar, but I suspect they have no complaints.
Of course, while the marriage is important in the eyes of Our Lord, your humble scribe is more qualified to comment on the wedding reception. A ball! And a ball held at no lesser a club than Bothwells, courtesy of the best man Baron la Garde de Bearne. Poor Monsieur Eau seemed rather overwhelmed by it all, possibly because he'd completely failed to get any of the fine ladies of Paris to accompany him. Which naturally meant he was unable to dance, propping up the bar in the company of Monsieur D'Applaud and Mme. Cote. They were joined by Monsigneur de la Bassée, who made rather a bore of himself by loudly lecturing the assembled ladies and gentlemen on the importance of temperance. Very pious, but not quite standard party conversation.
Speaking of Monsieur D'Applaud, his manners were impeccable, his anecdotes genuinely amusing and he generally managed to be the life and soul of the party. Poor Subaltern Lannes would have joined in with the conversation, if he hadn't been concentrating on trying to make sure an overly tired and emotional Mme. Acelina stayed vertical.
Suprisingly, Baron Lagarde seemed somewhat uncomfortable with the level of formality, choosing to spend as much time as he could on the dancefloor to avoid having to talk to anyone. The new Madame Gorne was her usual charming self, although she was quick to plead exhaustion leaving the party before the end.
Perhaps the most notable event of the night was Monsieur Aiguille and Mme Bachelet. Their dancing would have been marvellous, if it had taken place in a peasant village as some kind of may day celebration. But it was entirely inappropriate for polite society!
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Post by Ymbert Montgomery on May 31, 2020 22:55:46 GMT
Romantic Interlude
By Yvonne de Villepin
I do love a good wedding!!! Perhaps some of you young gentleman have been inspired to pop the question?!!! Or at least I hope Monsieur Champ has been tempted to set his sights higher than the bawdyhouse in August!!!
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Docteur Armand Livarot
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Post by Docteur Armand Livarot on Jun 1, 2020 7:43:00 GMT
Medical Matters by Docteur Armand Livarot, FRAS, Royal Botanist
The Royal Physician, Baron Rodolphe Alméras, and the best medical minds of the Nation are working around the clock to counter the mystery illness which has afflicted His Majesty. As Royal Botanist I am ensuring a steady supply of any necessary herbs from the Jardin des Plantes and am certain that hopes for His Majesty's speedy recovery will be in the prayers of all His loyal subjects.
(On a lighter note I am pleased to relate that my own medical practice is thriving and that I am still available for engagement on retainer to see ladies though pregnancy for a fee of 15 livres per month and to oversee fencing training bouts for a fee of 20 livres per meeting.)
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Chevalier Pierre Dimont, DoTR
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Post by Chevalier Pierre Dimont, DoTR on Jun 1, 2020 8:24:45 GMT
Theatre News - July Edition by Chevalier Pierre Dimont, DoTR
AUGUST The Theatre Royal was hoping to present The Duc's Men in an Opera sponsored by the Savoyard Ambassador Count Luccio Vaporetto but no members of the company wished to take part in the project. Since no-one has hired the theatre for any other purpose its doors will remain closed for the month.
The Cock Pit presents; A month of Bull-Baiting
SEPTEMBER The Theatre Royal will present a production by the Archduke's Men penned by their very own Monsieur Yves Eau. "Hold Until Relieved" is a serious play and purported to be of a somewhat higher calibre than Monsieur Eau's previous offering. It is rumoured that Lady Helen Gorne-Bacque may consent to serve in loco patronis for the production and host the first night party at her club.
The Cock Pit presents: A month of Cock-Fighting
OCTOBER The Theatre Royal is hoping to present the a production by the King's Men. The company is discussing the possibility of staging an opera by a protegé of His Majesty - but it is possible that it will not be finished in time and a more feasible project might be settled upon.
The Cock Pit presents: A month of Dog-Fighting
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Post by Professor Blanchent on Jun 1, 2020 18:02:08 GMT
News From the Ivory Tower By Professor Blanchent
The Director of the Royal Academy of Science, Baron Max Rodin, has received a Treatise from Docteur Armand Livarot, the Royal Botanist, entitled "On the Application of Scientific Principles to the Organisation of Naval Supplies". Members of the Academy will consider the work during August and announce details of its acceptance - or not - at the end of the month.
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Post by Ymbert Montgomery on Jun 5, 2020 23:35:00 GMT
ROME and its influence on the Parisian church
By Pastor Jacques
I should give CREDIT where it is DUE. It was GOOD to see that Monsigneur de la Bassée remembered his DUTY and concentrated on saving SOULS rather than his social STANDING at the wedding reception. If some people seemed RELUCTANT that is a sign he should do so MORE.
In other news, Monsigneur Lachapelle returns from his DISGRACE in AUGUST.
While Monsigneur Robin is also able to RETURN word has it that he will be STAYING in the Holy Land past his SENTENCE. Perhaps he hopes to regain face after his previous CRAVEN behaviour?
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Post by Ymbert Montgomery on Jun 7, 2020 21:01:50 GMT
Court News
His Majesty Taken Ill
Our beloved King, Louis XIII has been taken ill. Sources close to the King suggest that this is nothing to worry about as the King only needs a few day's bedrest and they are sure he will be back to normal. All loyal citizens of France wish His Majesty a swift and speedy recovery.
All August Court events have been cancelled.
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Post by Ymbert Montgomery on Jun 8, 2020 20:53:04 GMT
Reports from the Front by General Georges Boulle (rtd.)
First of all, I hear that I made a few mistakes in my reportage last time. Sorry, lads. No bloody offense meant. I'm not allowed to the front anymore, what with my eyesight, which means things sometimes get a bit murky.
The Spanish Frontier Division moved onto laying siege to the enemy fortifications, placing siege weapons in the area and starting what may be a long siege.
As is expected by now, Sieur de la Azur impressed his commanding officer, his rise to command surely assured by now.
For some reason the commander of the Brigadier-General decided that the command should take a position closer to the enemy than the actual troops and got his head blown off for his trouble. Fortunately, Subaltern D'Blancheur was more sensible, finding himself promoted to Ensign back home.
The 1st Brigade had an impressive set of results, although sadly their new commander didn't live to see it, with a lucky shot taking him out. The Dragoon Guards took on a support role for once, doing a fine job of defending the siege while the Crown Prince Cuirassiers took the glory of storming the enemy encampment. Captain Bougiedure earned himself a mention in dispatches as well as some tasty Spanish gold. Well deserved for his bravery.
Next month the Commander has announced that the focus at the Spanish Frontier will shift to taking down their defensive fortifications.
Less success for the Second Brigade, who failed to get to make advancements, with the Provence Regiment coming under particuarly heavy attack from the Spanish.
Deaths: None! Mentions in Dispatches: Renald de la Azur, Jacques Bougiedure
The Flanders Army is also involved in siege activity.
Mixed results for the first brigade, with the Queen's Own Carabineers taking heavy casualties, while the Royal Cravats showed that low birth is no barrier to glory at the battlefront.
The French Guard stood out among the rest, showing the second brigade how it's done. The credit for that has to go to Major Bonbeur who's Company led the charge and fought bravely, scattering the enemy. Quite rightly, he's been recognised by the King and given the Croix de la Cite to recognise his accomplishements.
Deaths: None! Medals: Jean Bonbeur Mentions in Dispatches: Jean Bonbeur Titles: Jean Bonbeur
All eyes were on the Picardy Musketeers at Lorraine as Sieur Guy D'avranches continued to show his ability and got promoted to Lieutenant-Colonel, giving him the regimental command next month. Of even more note was Guillaume Fitzbraose, whose tactical brilliance led to a promotion and the Croix de la Cite. Deaths: None! Promotions: Guy D'avranches, Guillaume Fitzbraose Medals: Guillaume Fitzbraose Mentions in Dispatches: Guillaume Fitzbraose
We managed to hold off enemy raids in Savoy, probably the best that can be hoped for considering the limited resources.
Next Month's Deployments
Spanish Border - HL 10 (Incursion), Siege, Division Flanders - HL 10 (Open Warfare), Siege, Army Lorraine HL 10 (Open Warfare), Siege, Division Savoy HL 5 (Guerilla War), Field
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Post by huillaume on Jun 9, 2020 3:19:43 GMT
Lottery Matters By Huillaume Lagarde de Béarne Director of the Lottery
The prize number this July is 71. Numbers 70 and 72 had secondary prizes. Any number ending in 1 will have its money back.
Sellings skyrocketed this month, and there was a winner. So the prize for August is 1000 Cr for the exact number and 250 Cr for the adjacent ones.
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