Post by Vizconde Bastian Anton De'Ath on Apr 5, 2024 14:44:39 GMT
Dear Cousin Maddy,
Word reaches me of yet another affront to the De'Ath family name, I.e. that pack of lies invented by the cheapskate wench who is trying to blame you for an attack upon her person.
It seems obvious to me that the women is either insane or....what was it you said....an English spy?! When I was France's Commissioner for Public Safety I experienced something not to dissimilar in that those two rogues Lyon and the bloke you're knocking around with now, my Judas of a successor, joined forces against me and claimed I was a Spanish spy / agent!! Totally ludicrous, of course, as all I was trying to do was to forge greater friendships between France and Spain but this is the nonsense that you have to contend with sometimes....shocking really!
Anyway, fret ye not, my advice is get your lover legless on champagne and brandy, promise him a damn fine time under the sheets and when he passes out have one of his arrest warrants away and sign it in his name authorising immediate arrest of the wench - hand it over to one of his agents for action - and tell him when he wakes how he'd definitely signed it the night before and it would be sheer folly and a massive sign of weakness if he now sought to revoke it. Problem solved!
Once that's all sorted, have him revoke any outstanding legal actions against me, get him to write a full pardon and then tell him to invite me back to Paris where I can give evidence in the Trial against her as I am a key witness because in my time as CPS I had found out she was an English spy but was hounded out of office before I could act!
Good luck and hope to see you soon!
Your cousin Bastian
Vizconde de Seville
Former French Commissioner for Public Safety
Word reaches me of yet another affront to the De'Ath family name, I.e. that pack of lies invented by the cheapskate wench who is trying to blame you for an attack upon her person.
It seems obvious to me that the women is either insane or....what was it you said....an English spy?! When I was France's Commissioner for Public Safety I experienced something not to dissimilar in that those two rogues Lyon and the bloke you're knocking around with now, my Judas of a successor, joined forces against me and claimed I was a Spanish spy / agent!! Totally ludicrous, of course, as all I was trying to do was to forge greater friendships between France and Spain but this is the nonsense that you have to contend with sometimes....shocking really!
Anyway, fret ye not, my advice is get your lover legless on champagne and brandy, promise him a damn fine time under the sheets and when he passes out have one of his arrest warrants away and sign it in his name authorising immediate arrest of the wench - hand it over to one of his agents for action - and tell him when he wakes how he'd definitely signed it the night before and it would be sheer folly and a massive sign of weakness if he now sought to revoke it. Problem solved!
Once that's all sorted, have him revoke any outstanding legal actions against me, get him to write a full pardon and then tell him to invite me back to Paris where I can give evidence in the Trial against her as I am a key witness because in my time as CPS I had found out she was an English spy but was hounded out of office before I could act!
Good luck and hope to see you soon!
Your cousin Bastian
Vizconde de Seville
Former French Commissioner for Public Safety