Post by La veuve noir on Apr 1, 2024 5:38:02 GMT
"What the hell, I paid you good money to do one simple little job for me and you go and mess it up!! All you had to do was teach the wretched b***h a lesson, warn her off and make sure she knows never to try and mess with me again but now things have gotten most awkward, to say the least! Maybe I should go and hire a more competent 'team' to sort you and your men out"!
"Madamoiselle, please it wasn't our fault. Those damn Paris Guardsmen heard her screams and happened to have a patrol that were close by, we hadn't seen them earlier because they'd been inside a nearby tavern drinking when they should have been out on the streets. I mean how were we supposed to know"?
"Don't ask me, I'm not.....what was it you said....'The Paris Punishers, the best freelance gang to sort out any problems that the law can't handle'. Seems to me you can barely handle yourselves and now Jose will be back soon and I've got to try and explain everything".
"Look, calm down madamoiselle, I'm sure it'll be fine, I've heard you can be a most persuasive lady when it's needed, along with, if you don't mind me saying, a quite beautiful one too. This Jose will surely be unable to resist your 'charms', so to speak. Perhaps you just require a moment or two of quiet thought to come up with a plausible excuse as to what happened and the fellow will see your side of things? In the meantime me and the lads can pay another visit to see the 'little b***h' and really convince her it's time to get out of Paris for good. You just leave it to us, nothing will go wrong this time"!
"Madamoiselle, please it wasn't our fault. Those damn Paris Guardsmen heard her screams and happened to have a patrol that were close by, we hadn't seen them earlier because they'd been inside a nearby tavern drinking when they should have been out on the streets. I mean how were we supposed to know"?
"Don't ask me, I'm not.....what was it you said....'The Paris Punishers, the best freelance gang to sort out any problems that the law can't handle'. Seems to me you can barely handle yourselves and now Jose will be back soon and I've got to try and explain everything".
"Look, calm down madamoiselle, I'm sure it'll be fine, I've heard you can be a most persuasive lady when it's needed, along with, if you don't mind me saying, a quite beautiful one too. This Jose will surely be unable to resist your 'charms', so to speak. Perhaps you just require a moment or two of quiet thought to come up with a plausible excuse as to what happened and the fellow will see your side of things? In the meantime me and the lads can pay another visit to see the 'little b***h' and really convince her it's time to get out of Paris for good. You just leave it to us, nothing will go wrong this time"!