Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Aug 18, 2023 7:59:57 GMT
To:The People of France
I am offering a magnificent reward of 2000 livres for anyone who can free me from the injustice imprisonment I am currently enduring. Yes, you read it right....2000 livres as a monetary reward and, in addition, you'll also get a reward of personal satisfaction that you've helped to counter a great wrong! If both of those weren't already good enough I'm prepared to throw in free medical care for life, drinks at my club every month for a whole year, a guarantee of arrest from the Public Safety Commissioner's Office AND...AND...my personal patronage / use of influence upon your behalf!!
However, to receive all these goodies I need to be a free man, so I can hit back at the villains who got me incarcerated here, traitors to the Crown the pair of them! SO, good friends, hurry with all due speed and 'Break out Bastian'. I've already sent word to my learned cousin, Maurice Andre De'Ath, a reputable Advocate of Law but he may not make it in time, hence why I need this rescue attempt.
Lord Bastian Anton De'Ath
Commissioner of Public Safety
I am offering a magnificent reward of 2000 livres for anyone who can free me from the injustice imprisonment I am currently enduring. Yes, you read it right....2000 livres as a monetary reward and, in addition, you'll also get a reward of personal satisfaction that you've helped to counter a great wrong! If both of those weren't already good enough I'm prepared to throw in free medical care for life, drinks at my club every month for a whole year, a guarantee of arrest from the Public Safety Commissioner's Office AND...AND...my personal patronage / use of influence upon your behalf!!
However, to receive all these goodies I need to be a free man, so I can hit back at the villains who got me incarcerated here, traitors to the Crown the pair of them! SO, good friends, hurry with all due speed and 'Break out Bastian'. I've already sent word to my learned cousin, Maurice Andre De'Ath, a reputable Advocate of Law but he may not make it in time, hence why I need this rescue attempt.
Lord Bastian Anton De'Ath
Commissioner of Public Safety