RESCUE MISSION IS ON!! PLEASE GIVE FREELY

[Monique Adelina De'Ath]

People of Paris,

I am now able to confirm that the 'Go at 'em for Chatten' Rescue Mission is formally underway and is to be led by Lt. Maurice de L'Hopital, a most splendid fellow and one who is not afraid to take up arms to save a friend. Despite not being a regimental colleague of Fr. Chatten the brave Lieutenant is demonstrating his commitment to valor by undertaking an overseas journey to give the heathens a damned good kicking, good for you mon brave I say, good for you!!


Now it's not too late to join the good Lieutenant, all volunteers, all men of honour are welcome as too is your money! This mission will incur a number of expenses, in goods for barter and men to hire for trouncing the natives if they still fail to see sense so I implore you all, especially those with deep pockets to give financial support if you really feel you are unable to accompany the mission in person. As mentioned before, sadly, I am unable to go, personally, as I feel my lack of military expertise may prove a hindrance but I shall be acting as Mission Co-ordinator here in Paris to ensure all runs smoothly....oh, if only I were of military bearing.....just my rotten luck!

So can I formally ask everyone to contribute in some way, either through joining the mission or sending funds to me as a matter of urgency. To save Fr. Chatten from the pot we need to get out there very quickly.

God bless France, God bless His Majesty and God bless Lieutenant L'Hopital.

Yours, most sincerely

Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
Co-ordinator 'Go at 'em for Chatten' Rescue Mission
Premier physician to the people of Paris
Resident Docteur, The Ladies Slipper
Chevalier Aspirant
Commissioner for Public Health (applicant / candidate)
Royal Executioner (former)

[jacques]

Devoted Dr. De’Ath,

I have been informed that an appropriate ransom for a cleric of Father Chatten’s significance would be at least 1100L.

Has that some been accumulated? If so I shall depart to negotiate The Good Reverend’s release forthwith.

Awaiting the trade goods,

Lt. de L’Hopital

[Monique Adelina De'Ath]

Nov 26, 2021 23:37:41 GMT jacques said:

Devoted Dr. De’Ath,

I have been informed that an appropriate ransom for a cleric of Father Chatten’s significance would be at least 1100L.

Has that some been accumulated? If so I shall depart to negotiate The Good Reverend’s release forthwith.

Awaiting the trade goods,

Lt. de L’Hopital

Mon cher Lieutenant de L'Hopital,

I am still awaiting some pledges from other gentlemen, and ladies, so please remain on stand-by for another few hours, until I am able to give confirmation. Hopefully Christian charity will fill the hearts of our fellow men and they will all see the good in sending funds. 

Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
'Go at 'em for Chatten' Rescue Squad Co-ordinator