Is anyone actually planning on attending?!!

[Monique Adelina De'Ath]

Gentlemen / Ladies,

So far I have not received one single response from anyone to say they will be coming to my lavishly planned, humorously themed, well advertised and prize offering party.

I have received a number of respectful apologies, due to personal reasons / other commitments, and I thank those who have taken the time to inform me of such. However, if there are to be no actual attendees I feel I shall have no choice other than to cancel it as the prospect of spending the entire event solely in the company of Agnes, sat there in some corner with her bible reciting lines of scripture, is not exactly my idea of time well spent!

Can I ask those who have yet to respond if they are intending to come along? If I hear nothing within the next couple of days then the whole thing is off and, in my despair and rejection I shall employ my time in practicing with my two handed sword chopping up all the pumpkins I have ordered!

Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
Independent Physician to the people of Paris
ROYAL EXECUTIONER
(A man with a long memory who remembers personal snubbing!) 

[lechat]

Bastian

I would  attend if I could, I will personally stomp on an African pumkin head in sympathy my friend

Father Gerard

PS  While on the boat ship coming here, I was in the captains cabin, using his library to look up the correct way to address someone with a title.  Methinks the De in your name hints at some long lost estate you are due to inherit.  And also, interestingly, I note that practicing medicine comes under 'decheance', as it is not a forbidden occupation ('derogeance'), and that you are in fact entitled to a patent of nobility.

I think you should chase the authorities up to claim the title you are entitled to.

[Monique Adelina De'Ath]

Aug 17, 2021 12:09:57 GMT lechat said:

Bastian

I would  attend if I could, I will personally stomp on an African pumkin head in sympathy my friend

Father Gerard

PS  While on the boat ship coming here, I was in the captains cabin, using his library to look up the correct way to address someone with a title.  Methinks the De in your name hints at some long lost estate you are due to inherit.  And also, interestingly, I note that practicing medicine comes under 'decheance', as it is not a forbidden occupation ('derogeance'), and that you are in fact entitled to a patent of nobility.

I think you should chase the authorities up to claim the title you are entitled to.

Fr. Gerard,

I knew it, I just knew it!! Well done my friend for researching that information and it long confirms the belief that I have concerning my eligibility for righteous ennoblement! I shall write to the appropriate authority, whoever that may be, and demand that this be enacted with immediate effect I bet a few people would be keen on turning up to my parties then!

Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
Independent Physician to the people of Paris
Heir to some rich estate and title somewhere
ROYAL EXECUTIONER