Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Aug 13, 2021 6:00:27 GMT
Gentlemen,
Welcome to Paris and allow me to be among the first to wish you all the best for your stay in our fine city.
Now, amidst all it's splendors and opportunities sadly Paris can also hold many problems for a new arrival foremost of which can be your personal health and wellbeing! Despite the fine efforts of a recent stoic Public Health Inspector, now retired from such role, poor sanitation and various diseases pose an immediate threat BUT..most fortunately for you.....help is at hand in the form of me!! Yes, as Paris's leading Independent Physician I can cater to your medical needs and bring peace of mind to those worried about these concerning issues and, what's more, I am able to offer you a lifetime....a LIFETIME's...worth of medical coverage in return for the most reasonable sum of 30 livres (that's each I only do family packages for those actually in a recognised family).
Whilst such an offer may be viewed as too good to be true it actually is true and on offer to you! What a bargain and what an offer to greet you upon your arrival! All you need do is pop along to my surgery, with your respective 30 livres, sign up as a patient and you're covered, how easy is that!
On a seperate note, once you've signed up you'll get an invite to my upcoming 'Hack off a Head' Party at Hunters in Week 3 (unfortunately you were not in Paris when I originally extended a free invite) so that's a little bonus to add to the already outstandingly generous offer of medical cover.
Lastly, Fr Vuillermoz (by the way, you're not a Spaniard are you?) I find myself in need of a confessor as my previous one has swanned off to Africa or somewhere and damned well ditched me just before he left, and I thought of him as a good friend! Would you be open to having myself as one of your flock? Being a good, upstanding fellow with very little to confess I won't take up much of your time but always best to keep in with the Almighty, so to speak.
Respectfully yours,
Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
Independent Physican to the people of Paris
ROYAL EXECUTIONER
Welcome to Paris and allow me to be among the first to wish you all the best for your stay in our fine city.
Now, amidst all it's splendors and opportunities sadly Paris can also hold many problems for a new arrival foremost of which can be your personal health and wellbeing! Despite the fine efforts of a recent stoic Public Health Inspector, now retired from such role, poor sanitation and various diseases pose an immediate threat BUT..most fortunately for you.....help is at hand in the form of me!! Yes, as Paris's leading Independent Physician I can cater to your medical needs and bring peace of mind to those worried about these concerning issues and, what's more, I am able to offer you a lifetime....a LIFETIME's...worth of medical coverage in return for the most reasonable sum of 30 livres (that's each I only do family packages for those actually in a recognised family).
Whilst such an offer may be viewed as too good to be true it actually is true and on offer to you! What a bargain and what an offer to greet you upon your arrival! All you need do is pop along to my surgery, with your respective 30 livres, sign up as a patient and you're covered, how easy is that!
On a seperate note, once you've signed up you'll get an invite to my upcoming 'Hack off a Head' Party at Hunters in Week 3 (unfortunately you were not in Paris when I originally extended a free invite) so that's a little bonus to add to the already outstandingly generous offer of medical cover.
Lastly, Fr Vuillermoz (by the way, you're not a Spaniard are you?) I find myself in need of a confessor as my previous one has swanned off to Africa or somewhere and damned well ditched me just before he left, and I thought of him as a good friend! Would you be open to having myself as one of your flock? Being a good, upstanding fellow with very little to confess I won't take up much of your time but always best to keep in with the Almighty, so to speak.
Respectfully yours,
Docteur Bastian Anton De'Ath
Independent Physican to the people of Paris
ROYAL EXECUTIONER