Post by A fly on the wall on Mar 14, 2024 12:30:02 GMT
"Well, I have to say Madamoiselle De'Ath,this was not what I envisaged when I thought I'd just pop out to my club for a few drinks. Who'd have thought I'd receive a kind invitation to visit the fine home of so delightful a lady, one of such beauty.
Mind you neither did I expect that lady to also be the cousin of the notorious Lord De'Ath!!".
"I'm sure that it's fated good sir, when I saw you there at the Club, looking so manly and strong, dressed all smart in that fancy doublet. Ooohhh, I thought that's the perfect man for me, sweet little rose petal Monique. It barely crossed my mind at all that you just happen to be the Commissioner of Public Safety and therefore a man who could, say, issue arrest warrants for harlot women like a certain Mlle Des Marais or, likewise, errant priests that let a lady down OR, even, stroppy Archbishop's who choose to ignore the entreaty of an upstanding lady of finesse and grace. No, absolutely that did not cross my mind at all when deciding that you are the one for me".
"Errrr...well, I'm glad to hear that my darling lady and I'm surely that would never be the cause. We've only known each other for a few hours but I can already sense we have a great future ahead of us......hello....? I said I can already sense that we have a great future ahead of us...... Madamoiselle, what are you staring at"?
"Why, dearest José-wosey, you don't mind if I call you that, do you, it seems such an appropriate pet name for you, what's that large bulge in your breeches....giggle...".
"Ah, that's the pocket where I keep my blank arrest warrants".
"How perfect, just splendid....."
Mind you neither did I expect that lady to also be the cousin of the notorious Lord De'Ath!!".
"I'm sure that it's fated good sir, when I saw you there at the Club, looking so manly and strong, dressed all smart in that fancy doublet. Ooohhh, I thought that's the perfect man for me, sweet little rose petal Monique. It barely crossed my mind at all that you just happen to be the Commissioner of Public Safety and therefore a man who could, say, issue arrest warrants for harlot women like a certain Mlle Des Marais or, likewise, errant priests that let a lady down OR, even, stroppy Archbishop's who choose to ignore the entreaty of an upstanding lady of finesse and grace. No, absolutely that did not cross my mind at all when deciding that you are the one for me".
"Errrr...well, I'm glad to hear that my darling lady and I'm surely that would never be the cause. We've only known each other for a few hours but I can already sense we have a great future ahead of us......hello....? I said I can already sense that we have a great future ahead of us...... Madamoiselle, what are you staring at"?
"Why, dearest José-wosey, you don't mind if I call you that, do you, it seems such an appropriate pet name for you, what's that large bulge in your breeches....giggle...".
"Ah, that's the pocket where I keep my blank arrest warrants".
"How perfect, just splendid....."