The De'Ath Patriots Brigade
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Post by The De'Ath Patriots Brigade on Aug 29, 2023 7:47:59 GMT
"Right everyone, that's the first part of the Plan sorted. Now we move to Stage 2, the bit where we get Lord De'Ath back into Paris so that we then finish off with Stage 3".
"Errrrr.....and what is Stage 3 again, boss"?
"Can't you remember anything Pierre, Stage 3 is where we grab those two traitors who've been causing Lord De'Ath so much trouble"!
"Aaah, righty oh, got it now".
"Once those two are in custody they'll soon be off to the block and that's when Lord De'Ath says we'll get our reward"!!
"Errrr.....and what was that again, boss"?
"For *#@*'s sake Pierre, not you again?! The reward is manyfold!! We're all going to get -
1. A free lifetime's medical care. 2. Exemption from arrest by the CPS. 3. An invite to Lord De'Ath's prestigious club each season. 4. 10 livres, in advance and a further 490 livres just as soon as Lord De'Ath has managed to sort out a temporary money flow issue / difficulty. However, remember he did tell us this shouldn't take too long, we just need to be a little patient and it's all going to be fine. He told us to use that time by thinking what we can treat ourselves to once the monies arrive.
So, let's have a big cheer for good old Lord De'Ath, he really is such a great and good man that the traitors are trying to stop because they know he's not corrupt or a traitor like them"!
"HURRAH.....HURRAH FOR LORD De'Ath. Fear not our brave and noble Lord for the De'Ath Patriot Brigade are right behind you. We're readying the march on Paris"!
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