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Post by Gutter talk on Aug 17, 2023 16:24:54 GMT
Some where in the gutters of Paris 4 men are shovelling Horse pooh......
1st man: I hear some big nob has been locked up for stealing paper, some one called BAD Breath
2nd man: oh I remember him he did this for me (taps wooden table leg where lower leg should be)
3rd man: oh that posh butcher, I remember you having it done
2md man : yes I had bunions on that foot he said best thing was to have the leg off at the knee to cure it, said he would fit a proper fancy replacement, cost me 1L. Look at this (taps table leg again) real posh this is none of that crappy bit of wood from round back of shed, came of his own table I tell ya. Never had problems with me bunions again . bargain I tell ya!
1st man, yea quite getting back to the nob in prison, I hear he wants to over throw the king!
Collective gasp from the other 3!
2nd man: way I see it he will be lucky to get to keep his turnip, King don’t stand for none of that overthrowing stuff, he will have him on the block quicker that you can say “the mans a quack”
Other 3 men all nod in agreement...
4th man: well back to work this horse crap isn't going to move its self is it...
Sucking sounds of horse pooh being shovelled and the tap of a wood leg on the cobblestones......
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Post by Gutter talk on Aug 18, 2023 8:39:58 GMT
Some where in the gutters of Paris the 4 men are still shovelling Horse pooh......
1st man: I hear that BAD B’reath is offering 2000L to help him escape prison
Collective gasp from the other 3!
2nd man: leaning on shovel, just imagine the leg I could afford with all that and stares off into the distance.....
3rd man: oh that posh butcher must done loads of leg chopping to earn that much
1st man : yea think of it no more shovelling this, nudges a large deposit of horse pooh with his foot
All 4 lean on their shovels and look distant as they dream of riches and no more shovelling horse pooh...........
2nd man: way I see it he needs a lot of men or some real clever person to get him out.... looks at other 3 men
Other 3 all look at each other
2nd man: nah, I don't fancy a wooden head as well as wooden leg, ‘cause the King will certainly be choppin ‘eads off any one who tries it....
4th man looks at 2nd man disbelievingly....... er yea right.
All 4 go back to shovelling horse pooh
Sucking sounds of horse pooh being shovelled and the tap of a wood leg on the cobblestones......
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Post by Gutter talk on Aug 25, 2023 17:01:34 GMT
Some where in the gutters of Paris the 4 men are still shovelling Horse pooh......
1st man: I hear that BAD B’reath is going to Paris for a trial
2nd man: leaning on shovel, wot as in he is trying out for some sort of team?
3rd man: no, he is going in front of the beak, you know where they say you get justice
4th man: Old Jacques went there to get some justice after some rich nob stole his horse.
2nd man: did he get some?
3rd man: well I dunno he got some sort of justice, he was had up for stealing from the rich nob and sent to Devils Island for 10 years......
2nd man: so is that where you go to get justice then?
4th man: looks like it to me, seems a long way to go for it though if you ask me.
1st man: I hear he has friends this BAD B’reath, what ever that means....
2nd man: maybe he is having a party at this trial, that's why he needs friends?
3rd man: who knows, but he has a book that he puts peoples names in
4th man: maybe those are going to be his friends and invited to his party at the trial?
2nd man: no idea seems complicated to me, ah well back to work lads.....
Sucking sounds of horse pooh being shovelled and the tap of a wood leg on the cobblestones......
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Post by Gutter talk on Apr 23, 2024 17:52:06 GMT
Some where in the gutters of Paris the 4 men are still shovelling Horse pooh......
1st man: I hear that there is a witch in in the city!
2nd man: wot a real witch, with cats and everything?
3rd man: go on there can’t be city watch would have her in a second
4th man: I heard she is supposed to be very comely and have a beauty spot on her face....
2nd man: Beauty spot, wot like the royal parks?
3rd man: get away!
2nd man: so what's she doing then? Turning people into frogs?
4th man: Frogs!
1st man: Anyway..... apparently she is dangerous she can persuade men to do anything she wants with a wiggle of her nose!
2nd man: her nose, why not a wand or the like??
3rd man: I heard she has some sort of important man under her control.
4th man: Who the superintendent of Horse Pooh?
3rd man: no more important than Old Bernard
2nd man: I bet he is one of the nobs, a rich one, they always get trapped, never go for the like of us do they....
1st man: I hear it is ( looks around making sure no one else is looking or listening) its the Commissioner of Public Safety.......
4th man: no that one is under the control of a bitch, not a witch.....
1st man: no you mention it your right I thought they said witch, but it was bitch.....
3rd man: no witchcraft there then just some old trollop flashing her ankles and falling on her back as usual.....
The other 3 all nod in agreement........
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