Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Jul 11, 2023 15:16:52 GMT
"So, Fabrezan has disappeared has he, fled to the Front and they're saying it's not a military matter but a civil one and therefore no concern of theirs!! Damn popping-jay Officers, don't they know who there dealing with, such blatant disregard for the laws of the land".
"But, Commissioner, my Lord, it's true, we've had our advocates trawl through the books and a warrant for stealing doesn't constitute military action, our agents can pick Fabrezan up, sure enough, but only once he's back in Paris".
"Delays....nothing but delays....I've a tight schedule to adhere to, timescales, legal requirements of the job, I need Fabrezan pronto but how long is the rogue going to be stuck at the Front"?
"We're not sure my Lord, it could be months"?
"MONTHS......MONTHS....I don't have months, blast the villain's eyes! Right, this calls for Plan B, where's my little black book, the one with all the names in it, let's just have a quick check on who we've got.....there's got to be more than just Fabrezan on it.....aaah, yes, here it is, now let me see......oh yes, of course, how could I have forgotten.....Brunet, that rascal....last heard of staying indoors all the time, gone all reclusive, stopped going out to the clubs and such.....surely he'll be easy to nab, just turn up at his home! GUARDS....CAPTAIN..."
"Yes Sir, Commissioner, my Lord".
"Get a squad together and bring in Brunet, he'll do, nice and easy".
"The charge Sir, what's to be the charge that we arrest him on"?
"Charge, tsk tut, does it really matter? Wait, let me see.....uuummhh...ok...I guess.....yes, it's Refusal to Pay....he called upon my medical services, terrible issue about his manhood problems, then after I treated him he refused to cough up the cash. Get him on that one".
"Right you are Sir, refusing to pay".
"Oh and send a courier out to a couple of local priests I know, I'm sure they'll remember that they just happened to be at my practice that very occasion and witnessed it all....Souris, de la Bassee....that's the pair, loyal patriots those two, salt of the earth".
"But, Commissioner, my Lord, it's true, we've had our advocates trawl through the books and a warrant for stealing doesn't constitute military action, our agents can pick Fabrezan up, sure enough, but only once he's back in Paris".
"Delays....nothing but delays....I've a tight schedule to adhere to, timescales, legal requirements of the job, I need Fabrezan pronto but how long is the rogue going to be stuck at the Front"?
"We're not sure my Lord, it could be months"?
"MONTHS......MONTHS....I don't have months, blast the villain's eyes! Right, this calls for Plan B, where's my little black book, the one with all the names in it, let's just have a quick check on who we've got.....there's got to be more than just Fabrezan on it.....aaah, yes, here it is, now let me see......oh yes, of course, how could I have forgotten.....Brunet, that rascal....last heard of staying indoors all the time, gone all reclusive, stopped going out to the clubs and such.....surely he'll be easy to nab, just turn up at his home! GUARDS....CAPTAIN..."
"Yes Sir, Commissioner, my Lord".
"Get a squad together and bring in Brunet, he'll do, nice and easy".
"The charge Sir, what's to be the charge that we arrest him on"?
"Charge, tsk tut, does it really matter? Wait, let me see.....uuummhh...ok...I guess.....yes, it's Refusal to Pay....he called upon my medical services, terrible issue about his manhood problems, then after I treated him he refused to cough up the cash. Get him on that one".
"Right you are Sir, refusing to pay".
"Oh and send a courier out to a couple of local priests I know, I'm sure they'll remember that they just happened to be at my practice that very occasion and witnessed it all....Souris, de la Bassee....that's the pair, loyal patriots those two, salt of the earth".