Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Jun 22, 2023 5:03:29 GMT
Mssr le Boursier,
May I congratulate you upon your selection and appointment as Prosecutor at the forthcoming Trial of the Minister of Justice, that wretched fellow Pierre Séguier.
It pains me to even mention the rogue's name, his actions, illegal actions, actions totally that any decent person wouldn't expect from a Minister of the Crown, have scarred me deeply. I can't sleep properly at nights now, I've noticed a slight tremor developing in my right foot and, what's more, every time I hear the name Pierre (arrghh, there it is again!) it gives me a headache....do you know how many Pierre's (nooo, make it stop!) there are in Paris?!! It's a nightmare Monsieur, I can tell you and this is why it is so important that you win the case and explore all avenues to see if I can also be financially compensated for these collective ailments I'm experiencing? As Paris's premier physician I've been able to come up with a specific diagnosis of my case and believe myself to be the very first unfortunate to suffer from what I am listing in the medical journal as Pierre The Séguier Disease or, in short, PTSD. It's a terrible affliction Monsieur le Boursier, we should be talking big livres in compensation as if I can't find a cure I'm stuck with this and can you imagine a Commissioner of Public Safety who is not of sound mind, the consequences man, think, the consequences to law and order if a CPS were suddenly to run riot throughout Paris, serving arrest warrants, seemingly like confetti, grabbing all the top jobs for himself by forcing Ministers out of office...the city would be in bedlam! That's why you got to secure the heaviest fine possible as I believe that half of it then, rightly, comes to me and I can use the money to develop a cure!
I very much believe that you will find it beneficial to meet with me ahead of the actual Trial, just so that I can fully appraise you of all aspects of the case, so we can ensure all runs smoothly. Do feel free to come along to the Bastille, I have a splendid personal office inside it, I'll be delighted to also arrange a little tour for you, the history within the place is amazing and there's lots of interesting devices that...apparently...past Commissioners of Public Safety have been able to employ in their 'interviews' with prisoners, to help the prisoners elucidate more specificconfessions information relating to their individual case. I did see an official file note amidst the paperwork that shows these 'devices' are still legally able to be used by Commissioners so I guess that means me now, mind you I'm not sure where I'd start or how to actually use them.....for example there's one called 'The Pear of Anguish', lord only knows what that's for it's shaped like a large pear and if you press a button these spikey things pop out....curious? I did ask one of the jailers here if he knew anything about it, I think he mumbled something about it being used against people who had annoyed a CPS by not accepting a perfectly reasonable invite and failing to successfully prosecute a prisoner...something like that more or less?
Anyway, less of such banter, I look forward to meeting you very soon.
A raised glass to justice, to me and to you!
Esteemed regards,
Lord Bastian Anton De'Ath
Commissioner of Public Safety
(And....Premier (and popular) physician to the people of Paris etc etc)
May I congratulate you upon your selection and appointment as Prosecutor at the forthcoming Trial of the Minister of Justice, that wretched fellow Pierre Séguier.
It pains me to even mention the rogue's name, his actions, illegal actions, actions totally that any decent person wouldn't expect from a Minister of the Crown, have scarred me deeply. I can't sleep properly at nights now, I've noticed a slight tremor developing in my right foot and, what's more, every time I hear the name Pierre (arrghh, there it is again!) it gives me a headache....do you know how many Pierre's (nooo, make it stop!) there are in Paris?!! It's a nightmare Monsieur, I can tell you and this is why it is so important that you win the case and explore all avenues to see if I can also be financially compensated for these collective ailments I'm experiencing? As Paris's premier physician I've been able to come up with a specific diagnosis of my case and believe myself to be the very first unfortunate to suffer from what I am listing in the medical journal as Pierre The Séguier Disease or, in short, PTSD. It's a terrible affliction Monsieur le Boursier, we should be talking big livres in compensation as if I can't find a cure I'm stuck with this and can you imagine a Commissioner of Public Safety who is not of sound mind, the consequences man, think, the consequences to law and order if a CPS were suddenly to run riot throughout Paris, serving arrest warrants, seemingly like confetti, grabbing all the top jobs for himself by forcing Ministers out of office...the city would be in bedlam! That's why you got to secure the heaviest fine possible as I believe that half of it then, rightly, comes to me and I can use the money to develop a cure!
I very much believe that you will find it beneficial to meet with me ahead of the actual Trial, just so that I can fully appraise you of all aspects of the case, so we can ensure all runs smoothly. Do feel free to come along to the Bastille, I have a splendid personal office inside it, I'll be delighted to also arrange a little tour for you, the history within the place is amazing and there's lots of interesting devices that...apparently...past Commissioners of Public Safety have been able to employ in their 'interviews' with prisoners, to help the prisoners elucidate more specific
Anyway, less of such banter, I look forward to meeting you very soon.
A raised glass to justice, to me and to you!
Esteemed regards,
Lord Bastian Anton De'Ath
Commissioner of Public Safety
(And....Premier (and popular) physician to the people of Paris etc etc)