Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on May 18, 2023 6:16:51 GMT
To: FORMER Minister of Foreign Affairs
Nicholas 'Loser' Lyon
Nick,
My late father used to say to me as a child "Son, there are many bad people in this world but, by the grace of God, the righteous shall triumph over them and they'll be dealt a dose of what those Johnny Foreigner types call karma".
I'm delighted to see that his words have rung true and you have just been served up a great big dose of said karma with a huge dollop of cream on top!! What a most splendid and wise monarch His Majesty is, recognising my far superior abilities over the lacklustre and feeble performances that you have brought to the post over the last year, to be honest I'm surprised that you lasted as long as you did within government but that was no doubt down to copious bribes and other unsavoury practices employed upon your behalf.
Fortunately for you I'm a most generous fellow, a man who demonstrates tolerance, compassion and noble Christian values, amidst a host of other fine traits, so I shall be gracious in my triumph.....you've 24 hours to clear your desk and have any trace of your presence removed from the Foreign Affairs Ministry, after that I regret that I'll have to instruct my staff to have anything remaining thrown into the street.
May I take this opportunity to wish you all the best for the future and for whatever career you now seek to establish? I hear that the colonies are in desperate need of junior clerks, apparently due to the fact heaps of them keep dying off from a variety of maladies but, being the very nice chap that I am as well as Paris's premier physician, I can do you a great deal on some of my 'Extra Special Elixir'. This marvellous medicine is almost* guaranteed to protect any imbiber of it from total protection against a whole host of nasty tropical and foreign diseases / ailments. Let me know how many bottles you'd like and I can have them sent over.....see, what a nice bloke I am!
Sincere regards,
Viscomte Bastian Anton De'Ath
Minister of Foreign Affairs
* Should you find that this does not provide total protection and you consequently, regrettably, succumb to one disease or another feel free to return the elixir to receive a full refund.
Nicholas 'Loser' Lyon
Nick,
My late father used to say to me as a child "Son, there are many bad people in this world but, by the grace of God, the righteous shall triumph over them and they'll be dealt a dose of what those Johnny Foreigner types call karma".
I'm delighted to see that his words have rung true and you have just been served up a great big dose of said karma with a huge dollop of cream on top!! What a most splendid and wise monarch His Majesty is, recognising my far superior abilities over the lacklustre and feeble performances that you have brought to the post over the last year, to be honest I'm surprised that you lasted as long as you did within government but that was no doubt down to copious bribes and other unsavoury practices employed upon your behalf.
Fortunately for you I'm a most generous fellow, a man who demonstrates tolerance, compassion and noble Christian values, amidst a host of other fine traits, so I shall be gracious in my triumph.....you've 24 hours to clear your desk and have any trace of your presence removed from the Foreign Affairs Ministry, after that I regret that I'll have to instruct my staff to have anything remaining thrown into the street.
May I take this opportunity to wish you all the best for the future and for whatever career you now seek to establish? I hear that the colonies are in desperate need of junior clerks, apparently due to the fact heaps of them keep dying off from a variety of maladies but, being the very nice chap that I am as well as Paris's premier physician, I can do you a great deal on some of my 'Extra Special Elixir'. This marvellous medicine is almost* guaranteed to protect any imbiber of it from total protection against a whole host of nasty tropical and foreign diseases / ailments. Let me know how many bottles you'd like and I can have them sent over.....see, what a nice bloke I am!
Sincere regards,
Viscomte Bastian Anton De'Ath
Minister of Foreign Affairs
* Should you find that this does not provide total protection and you consequently, regrettably, succumb to one disease or another feel free to return the elixir to receive a full refund.