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Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Oct 15, 2020 22:16:05 GMT
Bonjour Monsieur Durant,
Following our recent communications and your announcement of the opening of your fine store I wondered if I may become your first customer? I have a sudden pressing need for a large amount of arsenic, just to deal with a rat problem, you see, a large rat problem.
How much do you have in stock? Actually however much you've got I'll take it all, have it sent round to me as a matter of urgency and a large mixing bowl I'll need one of those plus a big spoon. In Addition do you have a big gateaux, it's that I am throwing a party soon and I want to invite everyone, let them all enjoy the fun. I think I'll need one big enough to cater for...hang on...wait a moment let me just add this up....17, no hang on I don't want to include myself....16, yes 16 people...
Much obliged,
Monsieur Claud D'Applaud Duc's Men Troupe
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Post by Alain Andre Durant on Oct 16, 2020 1:30:13 GMT
Monsieur D'Applaud,
I would be delighted for you to have that privilege. Please, consider yourself to be my first. As for your rat problem, I feel that it is fairly well known that ships have rats. Some merchants, or at least their shipping contacts, must have access to means to take care of these issues from time to time.
I have a connection with a pretty little boulangère. What flavour and colour would you like the gateaux?
In your service, with kind regards, Alain Andre Durant
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Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Oct 16, 2020 10:10:20 GMT
Monsieur Durant,
Splendid fellow although I must admit to being disappointed that you do not stock arsenic in your own store however I will seek to have some obtained via one of the sources you have indicated.
Now, on the matter of the cake, I, in fact, will be needing 2 gateaux now. As to the colour and flavour well just get ones that you think look extremely tasty, ones that even the most restrained of palates would find difficult to resist.
I shall have my woman come round to your premises with the necessary note to transfer my business away from that drunken sot Aiguille to your good self. I trust you will find me a most suitable customer, my tastes are high and my purse is not shy in opening once I have seen items of interest. Let us hope our association remains a lengthy and profitable one and if my plans come to fruition I shall remember my friends and they shall rise with me.
Monsieur Claud D'Appaud Duc's Men Troupe
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