Post by Monique Adelina De'Ath on Nov 26, 2019 18:27:38 GMT
My dear friends,
I see the scurrilous press have reported my arrest and claimed that I was 'climbing out of a window clutching some valuable candlesticks'. Now even I, at face value, would be shocked to read of someone doing such a deed BUT what the press did not print was my response to this accusation. Thus, in the interests of justice and fairness it is only fitting that I clarify exactly what happened -
'Following the screams of Mademoiselle Emmelina I was about to reassure her as to my presence in the house when I heard many gruff and threatening male voices from outside. These increased in volume and it became apparent that a unknown group of men had also entered the house and were heading upstairs to where I was, in the master bedroom. Being a non violent man, unarmed and thus totally defenseless I naturally feared for my personal safety and grabbed the closest things on hand that appeared to be of use as a makeshift weapon i.e. the candlesticks. Not wishing to become involved in another fracas however, still smarting from my last arrest over that bust up at Blue Gables, I choose flight over valor and sought to escape via the window. It was at this point that the men, who I know now to have been members of the Night Watch, burst in and arrested me despite my protestations and attempts to inform them of the truth!
So you can see, once again, how circumstance can lead to misunderstanding and my innocence is plain for all to see. I call upon my friends to attend the Court if required but I hope the CPS will be a more understanding fellow than those ruffians in the Night Watch who, I believe, have a bias against me since one of them has already been previously reported for calling me a 'knobhead'.
Yours in total innocence.
Dr Guiseppi Spaghetti
I see the scurrilous press have reported my arrest and claimed that I was 'climbing out of a window clutching some valuable candlesticks'. Now even I, at face value, would be shocked to read of someone doing such a deed BUT what the press did not print was my response to this accusation. Thus, in the interests of justice and fairness it is only fitting that I clarify exactly what happened -
'Following the screams of Mademoiselle Emmelina I was about to reassure her as to my presence in the house when I heard many gruff and threatening male voices from outside. These increased in volume and it became apparent that a unknown group of men had also entered the house and were heading upstairs to where I was, in the master bedroom. Being a non violent man, unarmed and thus totally defenseless I naturally feared for my personal safety and grabbed the closest things on hand that appeared to be of use as a makeshift weapon i.e. the candlesticks. Not wishing to become involved in another fracas however, still smarting from my last arrest over that bust up at Blue Gables, I choose flight over valor and sought to escape via the window. It was at this point that the men, who I know now to have been members of the Night Watch, burst in and arrested me despite my protestations and attempts to inform them of the truth!
So you can see, once again, how circumstance can lead to misunderstanding and my innocence is plain for all to see. I call upon my friends to attend the Court if required but I hope the CPS will be a more understanding fellow than those ruffians in the Night Watch who, I believe, have a bias against me since one of them has already been previously reported for calling me a 'knobhead'.
Yours in total innocence.
Dr Guiseppi Spaghetti